Good quotes
A: A hairy potter!!
A: Decalfenated
A: A monk-key!
A: It doesn't matter what you call it, it still won't run!
A: "We can't beat Pittsburgh."
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: By her chipped tooth.
A: The cop.
A: You paint his dick Flyers orange and black and he won't beat it for 4 years!
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
A: A brain tumor!
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: Blubber-fly!
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
A: Dress her in Detroit Red and White!
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
A: He's still registered to vote in Corpus Christi!
A: Your job still sucks!
A: You can buy a Joe Louis Arena hotdog in May!
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