Q: What should you do if you find three Columbus Blue Jackets hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A: Gang rape.
Q: How do you stop a Florida fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Alabama Crimson!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Whats the difference between the Missouri Tigers and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: What do Brewers fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: how do you recognise a blonde at the beach
A: They were their g-strings back to front
Q: When is the last time most overweight men have touched a breast?
A: In a KFC bucket
Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Pittsburgh Steelers games.
Q: How do you make a Angels fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell him a joke on Friday!
Q: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software?
A: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish!
Q: Where did the parsnip go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What does a Nevada Wolfpack fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic girlfriend and a Hispanic wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What do the New York Rangers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
Q: Why are skunks so smart?
A: Because they have a lot of scents!
Q: What song do New York Mets fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly
Q: What is Amy Winehouse's favorite song?
A: I wanna rock!