Q: What's a Baboons favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!
Q: Why can't Catwoman drive a car?
A: Because she's a woman.
Q: Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska?
A: They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to
Q: What is a Chicago Bears fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Green Bay."
Q: What is a Los Angeles Lakers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Oklahoma City."
Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Thashers?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why did David Carradine have a porno in his car?
A: Because it was Auto-Erotic
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Football team?
A: Because she Kept running away from the ball.
Q: Why are the Columbus Blue Jackets like United States Postal Service?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Atlanta Braves fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: What do Cleveland Indians fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What song do Carolina Hurricanes fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: What is the difference between a Pacers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do the Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Q: What does a gay horse eat?
Q: Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
A: He was a millionhare!
Q: Why is a cheerleader like railway tracks?
A: Cause she's been laid all over the country!