Q: What's the difference between the New York Yankees and the Cleveland Indians?
A: The last Yankees World Series team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What does a Gunners fan do when his team has won the Champions League?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
Q: What is Webster's new definition of pointless?
A: LeBron James in the 4th quarter!
Q: What does a BlackJack player eat for dinner?
A: Whatever his comp card allows him to.
Q: Did you hear about the Florida Gator fan who tried to blow up the Tennessee team bus?
A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe.
Q: When do you know your grandfather is old enough to retire?
A: Instead of lying about her age she start bragging about it!
Q: Did you hear that UCLA's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a river bed
Q: Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God?
A: God doesn't think He's a fighter pilot.
Q: When are feminists bad?
A: After one marries your sister!
Q: What is a Tsunami's favorite song?
A: The Flood!
Q: How do kids from Ann Arbor spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Q: How can you tell if a Astros fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!
Q: What does a Boston Bruins fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.