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Q: What did the Toyota say to the Kia?
A: Would you like a tow home?
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Q: What's a tuba for?
A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.
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Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
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Q: What is the difference between a Los Angeles Angels fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

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Q: What do I have in common with the Seattle Mariners?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the World Series on television.

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Q: What do you call a Detroiter that has been beaten and shot yet is still alive?
A: Unlucky (He is still in Detroit)
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Q: What is sweet smelling, but cheeky?
A: A chim-pansy!!
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Q: Where does a cheetah sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
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Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Angels fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Angels Fan.......Twice!

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Q: What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A: A white sale.

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Q: Why are the Stars like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.

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Q: How many St Louis Blues does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What is the difference between a Rams fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: Why are the Hurricanes like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!
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Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Pittsburgh Penguins?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

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Q: What do you do if a Hell's Angel throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

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Q: What is a dogs favorite flower?
A: Anything in your garden!
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