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A: The Taliban has a running game!
A: Have him watch a couple Green Bay Packers games.
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.
A: "We can't beat New England."
A: His trousers fit him like a glove.
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
A: So he can call them the VaGiants
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should be encouraged.
A: Six. Forelegs at the front and two at the back!
A: Drool.
A: A thief.
A: Raymond James Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
A: Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
A: The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.
A: Because their feet smell!
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