Q: Who is an Afghani Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
Q: What do you call 4 afghani women in a sauna.
A: Gorilla's in the mist.
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Afghani beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call an Afghani who owns 6 goats?
A: A pimp.
Q: How does every Afghanistan joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Afghanistan?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q:Why did Bin Ladin stop having sex with his wife?
A:Because everytime he would spread her legs he saw Bush!
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Afghani and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Afghanistan?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
Q: What do you call an evil Afghani?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Q: Why doesn't Osama go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
Q: A rich Afghani, a poor Afghani, and Santa Claus all jump off a building, which one will hit the ground first?
A: The poor Afghani, the other two don't exist
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What do you call a reflective Afghani girl?
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What do you call a building full of Afghanis?