Alligator Jokes

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Q: What do alligators call human children?
A: Appetizers.

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Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
A: a jawbreaker.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

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Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.

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Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

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Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va

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Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

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Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.

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Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner

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Q: How many arms has a alligator got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

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Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.

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Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It's filled with liti-gators.

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Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink
A: Jaw-va

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Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.

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Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.

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Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

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Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!