Q: Did you hear about the power outage in the Ann Arbor library?
A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Why do people from Ann Arbor have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: Why don't kids from Ann Arbor become doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions in spray paint....SAES
Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead?
A: He's still registered to vote in Ann Arbor!
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Ann Arbor?
A: No one would look for them.
Q: What is the difference between a person from Ann Arbor and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What is the definition of a Ann Arbor virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Q: Why do people from Ann Arbor keep their driver's license on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do tornadoes and people from Ann Arbor have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What should you do if you find three people from Ann Arbor buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What do people from Ann Arbor and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Ann Arbor?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Ann Arbor?
A: The bucket.
Q: What are the only two seasons in Ann Arbor?
A: Winter and Construction.
Q: How do you know you are in Ann Arbor?
A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
Q: Why do only Caucasians get into hockey fights in Ann Arbor?
A: Because the African-Americans are already in jail for fighting in football.
Q: How do you casterate a person from Ann Arbor?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What does the average student from Ann Arbor get on his SAT?
Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of Ann Arbor and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What happens when a minority commits a crime in Ann Arbor?
A: Another minority goes to jail for it!