Q: What did the archer make out of his bow?
A: A bow tie.
Q: What did the archer get when he hit a bullseye?
A: a very angry bull.
Q: What did the lustful maiden say to the handsome archer?
A: "You make me quiver."
Q: What do you get when you get two bulleyes
A: Two bulls!
Q: What do real archers say to compound archers?
A: "I see you still have your training wheels on your bow."
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What do you call a professional archer without a girlfriend?