Arkansas Jokes

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Q: Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.

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Q: How many Arkansas Razorbacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Arkansas?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Arkansas campus?
A: A visitor.

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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Arkansas?
A: They cause too much brain damage!

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Q: How do you stop an Arkansas fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Florida Blue and Orange!

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Q: Why did Arkansas raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

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Q: What are the best four years of an Arkansas State grads life?
A: Third grade

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Q: Why do Arkansas Razorback grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: How do you make University of Arkansas cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

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Q: What is the definition of a Arkansas virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

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Q: What do Arkansas and Alabama students have in common?
A: They both got in to Arkansas

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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Arkansas football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Razorbacks fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Arkansas?
A: No one would look for them.

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Q: Why do Razorback fans pour their cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.

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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

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Q: How many Arkansas State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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Q: What does a Razorback fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: Did you hear that Arkansas's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.