Arsenal Jokes
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
A: So Arsenal supporters can get laid too.
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: A cheat.
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
A: I cry when I cut up onions...
A: The bucket.
A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years!
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
A: Because Arsenal supporters have started to make them up themselves.
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets.
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
A: Ask an Arsenal supporter!
A: A good start!
A: The accused.
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
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