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Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
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Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Arsenal supporters can get laid too.
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Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and an Arsenal striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
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Q: What's the difference between Arsenal supporters and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
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Q: What does an Arsenal supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
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Q: What's the difference between onions and an Arsenal supporter?
A: I cry when I cut up onions...
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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Gunners fan?
A: The bucket.
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Q: How do you keep a Gunners fan from masterbating?
A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years!
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Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
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Q: Why are Arsenal jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Arsenal supporters have started to make them up themselves.
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Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
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Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets.
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Q: Did you hear that Arsenal doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
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Q: How do you casterate a Gunners supporter?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask an Arsenal supporter!
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Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
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Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
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Q: What do I have in common with Arsenal?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
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