Audi Jokes

170315 anonym 0
2
Q: What is the difference between a Audi and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Share:

167272 anonym 0
2
Q: What should you do if you find three Audi owners buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Share:

163993 anonym 0
1
Q: What is the Audi owner's most ardent wish?
A: A bigger penis.
Share:

161938 anonym 0
1
Q: How many Audi car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!
Share:

160729 anonym 0
1
Q: What is the smallest part of an Audi?
A: The owners brain.
Share:

166925 anonym 0
0
Q: What do Audi owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Share: