Quotes about Awesome

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Only God is awesome.
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It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.


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Plus my boots were made of awesome.
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Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t scary, or that I wasn’t still afraid, but now I knew that as long as I was standing under it with Braden beside me when those clouds broke, I’d be alright.

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Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?
Sure thing, Pastor.

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The woman stared at the ruined body. Blood dripped from her arm. A fine spray of red covered her face --must've been cast off when she slammed down the cans. She wiped her face with her left forearm and kicked the stalker's corpse with her sneakered foot. "Don't mess with Texas.

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I adore your anger and resentments; with such beauty,everything you do looks awesome.

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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

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When someone has been mean to you, why would you want to be good to them?' 'You wouldn't want to. That's what makes it hard. You do it anyway. Being good is hard. Much harder than being bad.
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He who fights and runs away
May live to fight another day;
But he who is battle slain
Can never rise to fight again
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Romeo,Romeo where are thou Romeo

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Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, why don’t you go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot?


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One can't learn much and
also be comfortable
One can't learn much and
let anybody else be comfortable
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I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.

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AWESOME!
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Be SO AWESOME that when people are exposed to you, they want to BE AWESOME too!

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Dumbledore was on his feet again, pale as any of the surrounding Inferi, but taller than any too, the fire dancing in his eyes; his wand was raised like a torch and from its tip emanated the flames, like a vast lasso, encircling them all with warmth.

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Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!


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Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?
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You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.
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