Baltimore Orioles Jokes

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Q: How do you casterate an Baltimore Orioles fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: Why do all the trees in the Capitol lean towards Baltimore?
A: It’s because the Orioles suck.

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Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Baltimore Orioles.

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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Orioles fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Orioles Fan.......Twice!

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Q: How do the Orioles spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: What do the Baltimore Orioles and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!

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Q: What is the difference between a Baltimore Orioles fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

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Q: What do I have in common with the Baltimore Orioles?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the World Series on television.

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Q: What is the diference between a cactus and the Orioles dugout?
A: On a cactus the pricks are on the outside!

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Q: How do you stop an Baltimore Orioles fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New York Pinstripes!

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Q: What do the Baltimore Orioles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: Why can't the Baltimore Orioles use the internet?
A: Because they can’t get 3 W’s in a row.

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Q: How can you tell if a Orioles fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!

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Q: What do you call a Baltimore Oriole in the World Series?
A: An umpire.

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Q: What do Orioles fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

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Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Orioles fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

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Q: How do you keep a Orioles fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Phillies red and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: Why did BP hire the Baltimore Orioles to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!

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Q: What is a Baltimore Orioles fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."

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Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Baltimore Orioles with 40 lesbians?
A: Eighty people that dont do dick!