Baltimore Ravens Jokes

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Q: Why can't Joe Flacco use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

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Q: Where do you go in Baltimore in case of a tornado?
A: M&T Bank Stadium they never get a touchdown there!

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Q: Why can't Jamal Lewis be in the Ravens huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

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Q: Why is Ray Rice like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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Q: How many Ravens fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Pittsburgh's shadow!

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Q: How do you casterate an Baltimore Ravens fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What is the difference between a Ravens fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What did the Ravens fan tell the Steelers fan?
A: After the game, remember your still in Baltimore!

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Q: How many Baltimore Ravens fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: Why do the Baltimore Ravens want to change their name to the Baltimore Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

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Q: How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What did the Ravens fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

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Q: Why are Baltimore Ravens jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Ravens fans have started to make them up themselves.

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Q: Why do Baltimore Ravens fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: Did you hear about the joke that Joe Flacco told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

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Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one.

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Baltimore Ravens fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: How do you stop an Baltimore Ravens fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Pittsburgh Black and Gold!

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Q: Want to hear a Ravens joke?
A: Ray Rice!