Baltimore Ravens Jokes
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
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A: M&T Bank Stadium they never get a touchdown there!
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A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
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A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
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A: None they are happy living in Pittsburgh's shadow!
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A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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A: After the game, remember your still in Baltimore!
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A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
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A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
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A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
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A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
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A: Because Ravens fans have started to make them up themselves.
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A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
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A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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A: It went over their heads.
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A: Because then Baltimore would want one.
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A: The bucket.
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A: Dress her in Pittsburgh Black and Gold!
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