Baltimore Ravens Jokes
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
A: M&T Bank Stadium they never get a touchdown there!
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
A: None they are happy living in Pittsburgh's shadow!
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
A: After the game, remember your still in Baltimore!
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
A: Because Ravens fans have started to make them up themselves.
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
A: Because then Baltimore would want one.
A: The bucket.
A: Dress her in Pittsburgh Black and Gold!
A: It went over their heads.
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