Beef Jokes

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Q: Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
A: Because her horn didn't work
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Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!
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Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
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Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: An udder failure.
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Q: Where do you find the most cows?
A: Moo-York
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Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
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Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.
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Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows
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Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence
A: Udder-Catastrophe
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Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues
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Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever
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Q: Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"......
A: Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"
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Q: What did one dairy cow say to another?
A: Got milk?
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Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.
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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef.
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Q: What animals do you bring to bed?
A: Your calves.
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Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
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Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: A MILK DUD!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
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Q: What do you call a cow that has 2 legs?
A: Side of beef
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