Bird Jokes

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Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
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Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!
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Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bird and a lawn mower?
A: Shredded tweet.
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Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
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Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
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Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
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Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
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Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
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Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
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Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Illegal
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Q: What bird is helpful at dinner?
A: A swallow!
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Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it is to far to walk
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Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A: Pearls of Wisdom
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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
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Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
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Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
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Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
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