Blonde Jokes

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Q: Why did the blonde get blown up into pieces
A: Because she bought a Palestinian Blow Up Doll from the Sex Shop
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Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
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Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Swans?
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Q: What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
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Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Put "flip" on both sides of a piece of paper!
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Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing, they haven't met!
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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Q: Why dont blondes talk while having sex?
A: Their moms told them NEVER to talk to strangers.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
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Q: If a blonde and a burnette were to jump off a bridge at the same time witch one would hit the water first?
A: The burnette cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
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