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Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for sex?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod!
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Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she'll swallow!
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Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
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Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.
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Q: What do you call ball's on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!
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Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!
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Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,
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Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself.
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Q: Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
A: You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?
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Q: What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common?
A: You don't look down
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.
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Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you swallow!
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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Q: What’s the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
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Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
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Q: What's sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
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Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
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Q: What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.
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