Bread Jokes

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Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!
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Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We're toast!
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Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!
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Q: What do u call a whore who screws for 5 cents?
A: A pumpernickel!
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Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl?
A: I'll put a bun in your oven!
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Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: ‘I saw you yeasterday’
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Q: What's Peeta's favorite Pokemon?
A: Rhydon.
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Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
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Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!
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Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
A: Flours
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Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
A: I loaf you dough much!
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Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
A: Come on we Knead to be serious!
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Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer?
A: Rye so serious?
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Q: Why does Peeta love Katniss?
A: She has a great set of buns!
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Q: What do the bread say to the chicken?
A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE
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Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
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Q: What does Peeta want to name his child?
A: Ryelee if it’s a girl, Bunjamin if it’s a boy.
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Q: What happened when the baker's wife came home early?
A: She caught her husband Masterbaking.
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Q: What does Peeta call his grandmother?
A: Naan.
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Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
A: I bread your pardon!
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