Brussels Sprouts Jokes

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Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout!

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Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant brussels sprouts?
A: Garden hose!

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Q: What is the difference between brussels sprouts and snot?
A: Children will eat their snot!

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Q: What vegetable eliminates the need to brush your teeth?
A: Bristle sprouts!
Q: What water yields award winning brussel sprouts?
A: Perspiration!