Buffalo Bills Jokes

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Q: Want to hear a Buffalo Bills joke?
A: Kevin Kolb!

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Q: How do the Bills spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: What's the difference between Buffalo Bills fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

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Q: Why do the Buffalo Bills want to change their name to the Buffalo Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Buffalo Bills fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: How many Buffalo Bills fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: Why did the NFL refuse to punish the Bills Marshawn Lynch for his hit and run accident?
A: Six months with the Buffalo Bills is punishment enough!

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Q: Why can't EJ Manuel use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

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Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

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Q: Why is Steve Johnson like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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Q: What is the difference between a Bills fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: Why are so many Buffalo Bills players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Buffalo Bills football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: How do you casterate an Buffalo Bills fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: Why do Buffalo Bills fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

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Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: How do you keep a Bills fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: How do you keep an Buffalo Bills out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.