Buffalo Jokes

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Q: What did mama buffalo say when her youngest went off to college?
A: "Bison!"
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Q: What do you call a single buffalo?
A: A buffalonely
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Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a buffalo a pogo stick.
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Q: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with a buffalo?
A: You either get peanut butter that roams the range or a buffalo that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Q: What happens when 2 single buffalo meet up, fall in love and run away to get married?
A: they buffalope
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Q: What do you call an buffalo with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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Q: How do you know when there is an buffalo under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!
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Q: What do you call an buffalo at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
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Q: How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?
A: The ceiling of your tent is very close.
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Q: What is the Native Americans name for buffalo that can fly?
A: Buffalo Wild Wings
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Q: How can you tell a buffalo from a field mouse?
A: Try to pick it up. If you can't, it's either a buffalo or a very overweight mouse.
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Q: What did the grape say when the buffalo stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Q: What animal is always the designated driver?
A: The water buffalo.
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Q: What's brown but turns red?
A: An embarrassed buffalo!
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Q: What do you call a buffalo that doesn't give milk?
A: A MILK DUD!
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Q: Why did the buffalo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Q: What time is it when a buffalo sits in your canoe?
A: Time to get a new canoe.
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Q: What do you find between the hooves of buffaloes?
A: Slow buffalo hunters.
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Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful buffalo?
A: Milk of Amnesia
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Q: What the difference between a Buffalo and Bison?
A: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!
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