Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A: Skin diving!
Q: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
A: "I think it's doing the backstroke!"
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
Q: What kind of petroleum do snails use?
Q: What's a caterpillar's favorite weapon?
A: A caterpolt!
Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?
A: You glow girl!
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A: Because it was a moth ball!
Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
A: They got married in the spring
Q: What is a caterpillar scared of?
A: A dogerpillar!
Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready, Set, Glow!
Q: What did one flea say to another?
A: "Should we walk or take the dog?"
Q: What do you call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee!
Q: Where's the best place to buy bugs?
A: A flea market!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: How do bees brush their hair?
A: With a honey comb!
Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A: After their 'webbing' day!
Q: What do you call a bug with four wheels and a trunk?
A: A Volkswagen Beetle!
Q: What do you call a bug that jumps over cups?
A: A glasshopper!
Q: What do fireflies eat?
A: Light snacks!
Q: What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
A: Spitting the other half out