Bunny Jokes

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Q: What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden?
A: Lettuce alone!
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Q: What do you call a bunny with oodles of money?
A: A billion-hare!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
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Q: What do bunnies sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you!
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Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
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Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!
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Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
A: Because it runs.
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Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
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Q: Where do Easter bunnies go to dance?
A: To the Basket ball!
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Q: Which bunnies were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde!
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Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A: They both have big ears.
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Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!
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Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?
A: Hare mail.
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Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.
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Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
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Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
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Q: What is a bunny's favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!
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Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
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Q: What kind of cars do bunnies drive?
A: Hop rods!
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