Camel Jokes

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Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A: They only had one camel.
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Q: What do you call 144 camels in a box?
A: Gross!
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Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert?
A: Because they are filled with Arab semen!
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Q: What is a camels favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpty Dumpty
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Q: What do you call a camel without a hump?
A: Humphrey (Hump-free).
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Q: How do you have sex with a camel?
A: One hump at a time.
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Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud?
A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme.
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