Canada Jokes

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Q: Why is the late Corey Haim going to be buried in his native Canada?
A: The USA and Canada held a coin toss and Canada lost!
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Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: WINTER AND JULY!
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Q: Why are the obese angry at the Supreme Court of Canada for giving them extra seats when they fly Air Canada or WestJet?
A: Because they wanted extra meals!
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Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
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Q: What was the original title for "Canadian Idol"?
A: "The Worlds Biggest Hoser"
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Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
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Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.
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Q: Whats the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters
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Q: Why does Celine Dion want to purchase the Montreal Canadiens?
A: Because she wants to ruin more than just music!
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Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?
A: Canadian.
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Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
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Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
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Q: Why is President Obama contacting the Prime Minister of Canada about the failed economy?
A: To find out how Canadians live off of less!
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Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste!
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Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes?
A: By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan
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Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Canadians were fighting over a penny.
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Q: Why did Leandro Barbosa choose to play for the Toronto Raptors?
A: Because they have much better pot in Canada!
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Q: How do you know Adam was a Canadian?
A: Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?
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