Carolina Hurricanes Jokes

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Q: What should you do if you find three Carolina Hurricanes hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: Why do the Hurricanes suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.

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Q: What do the Carolina Hurricanes and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: Why did BP hire the Carolina Hurricanes to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!

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Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The Carolina Hurricanes.

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Q: What's the difference between an Carolina Hurricanes fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Hurricanes tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Hurricane tickets.

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Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Carolina Hurricanes?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

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Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Carolina Hurricanes with 23 lesbians?
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!

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Q: What's the difference between a RBC Center hotdog, and a Wells Fargo Center hotdog?
A: You can buy a Wells Fargo Center hotdog in May!

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Q: What does an Carolina Hurricanes fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Carolina Hurricanes fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog

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Q: Did you hear that Carolina's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: What does a Carolina Hurricanes fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What's blue and orange and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid Plumber?
A: The Carolina Hurricanes

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Q: How many Carolina Hurricanes fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Carolina Hurricanes?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

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Q: What do I have in common with the Carolina Hurricanes?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Stanley Cup Finals on television.

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Q: What do a fine wine and the Carolina Hurricanes have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

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Q: Why don't the Hurricanes drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.