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Q: How do you casterate a person from Carrollton?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in Carrollton?
A: With a restraining order.

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Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of Carrollton and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

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Q: What is the definition of a Carrollton virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

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Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road?
A: Because in Carrollton he's the other white meat!

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Q: What's the difference between a person from Carrollton and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What's the advantage of being married to a person from Carrollton?
A: You can park in handicapped zones.

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Q: What should you do if you find three people from Carrollton buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Carrollton?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Carrollton?
A: No one would look for them.

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Q: What is the difference between a person from Carrollton and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What do people from Carrollton and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What did the Carrollton girl say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Q: How do kids from Carrollton spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: Did you hear about the power outage in the Carrollton library?
A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

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Q: Why do people from Carrollton keep their driver's license on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: Why aren't people from Carrollton allowed into Sea World?
A: Because fishing poles are not allowed!

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Q: What does the average student from Carrollton get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

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Q: Why do people from Carrollton have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!

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Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead?
A: He's still registered to vote in Carrollton!