Cauliflower Jokes

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Q: What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?
A: Perspiration!

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Q: Where did the cauliflower go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?
A: A colli-flower.

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Q: What did the husband do after forgetting his wife's birthday?
A: Cauliflower shop!

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Q: What is the difference between cauliflower and snot?
A: Children will eat their snot!

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Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant cauliflower?
A: Garden hose!