Cheerleader Jokes

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Q: Why is a cheerleader like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.

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Q: What do you call a cheerleader with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

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Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and cheerleaders have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

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Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a cheerleader?
A: Once you slap a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.

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Q: How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy screwing the team!

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Q: What's the difference between a cheerleader and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball.

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Q: What's the difference between a cheerleader and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

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Q: Why was the cheerleader disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

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Q: How can you tell if a cheerleader has been playing with your computer?
A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet.

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Q: Why don't cheerleaders in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Because their balls would show!

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Q: What do cheerleaders do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their skirts.

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Q: What do bananas do best in cheerleading?
A: The splits.

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Q: What's the difference between a cheerleader and a blow-up Doll?
A: Around 2 cans of hair spray.

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Q: whats the difference between a cheerleader and trash?
A: Trash gets taken out more often!

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Q: Why is a cheerleader like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.

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Q: What do cheerleaders say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".

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Q: Have you heard about the cheerleader virgin?
A: She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus

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Q: What do a Boeing 747 and a cheerleader have in common?
A: Both contain a cockpit

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Q: Why does a cheerleader have T.G.I.F. on the front of her shirt?
A: Tits Go In Front.

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Q: How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
A: H-E-L-L-O!