Cheetah Jokes

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
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Q: What's spotted and goes round and round?
A: A cheetah in a revolving door.
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Q: What does the cheetah say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
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Q: Why don't cheetahs like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a sheep?
A: A polka dot sweater.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !
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Q: What animal is bad to sit by when you're takingg a test?
A: A cheetah.
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Q: Where does a cheetah sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
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Q: Why can't you play cards in the African Savvana?
A: Because of all the CHEETAHS!
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Q: Why do cheetahs always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.
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Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: THE OUTSIDE!
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Q: What is Tiger Woods now changing his name to?
A: "LION Cheetah!"
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Q: If Tiger Woods is not really a Tiger then what is he?
A: A CHEETAH!
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Q: What is cheetah's favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !
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Q: On which day do cheetah eat people ?
A: Chewsday !
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Q: What's a cheetah running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
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Q: What's the difference between a cheetah and a lion ?
A: A cheetah has the mane part missing
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