Chelsea Jokes

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Q: What do you call an Chelsea fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
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Q: What do you call an Chelsea fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
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Q: What is the difference between Chelsea and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
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Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Chelsea tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Chelsea tickets.
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Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Chelsea?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
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Q: What do you call 5 Chelsea fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: Whats the difference between Chelsea and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
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Q: What do you call a dead Chelsea Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
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Q: What does a Chelsea fan do when his team has won the Champions League?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Chelsea supporter!
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Q: Why did God make Chelsea supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
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Q: Why do Chelsea fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
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Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Chelsea fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
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Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and a Chelsea striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Chelsea Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Chelsea Fan. Twice.
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Q: How do you keep an Chelsea fan from masterbating?
A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years!
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Q: Why don't they drink tea at Stamford Bridge?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
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Q: Why are Chelsea strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
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Q: What does an Chelsea supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
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