Chicago Blackhawks Jokes

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Q: Whats the difference between the Chicago Blackhawks and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

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Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional hockey team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.

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Q: What's the difference between an Chicago Blackhawks fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What's the difference between a United Center hotdog, and a Joe Louis Arena hotdog?
A: You can buy a Joe Louis Arena hotdog in May!

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Q: What do Chicago Blackhawks fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The Chicago Blackhawks.

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Q: What do you call 5 Chicago Blackhawks players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: What’s the difference between the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks?
A: The Bulls shoot at a net.

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Q: How do you keep a Blackhawks fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Red Wings red and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: Did you hear the Chicago Blackhawks are moving to the Phillipines?
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!

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Q: How many Chicago Blackhawks does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Chicago Blackhawks fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog

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Q: Why do the Blackhawks suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.

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Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Blackhawks fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

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Q: What's blue and orange and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid Plumber?
A: The Chicago Blackhawks

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Q: What do college students and the Blackhawks have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.

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Q: Why did BP hire the Chicago Blackhawks to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!

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Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Chicago Blackhawks have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

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Q: What do a fine wine and the Chicago Blackhawks have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

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Q: Why did the Blackhawks enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!