China Jokes
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little f**ker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.
A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
A: You never leave home.
A: CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A: Rice Krispies
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
A: Wun Dum Ho
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
A: Identity Fraud.
A: Me neither.
A: He makes you an offer you can't understand.
A: Wong
A: Irene.
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