China Jokes

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Q: How do you know if an Chinaman robbed your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little f**ker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
A: Ho Lee Fuk
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Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter?
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.
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Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
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Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
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Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
A: You never leave home.
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Q: What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?
A: CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)
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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in China?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies
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Q: How do you blind an Chinese woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
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Q: What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho
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Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
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Q: What is the most common crime in China?
A: Identity Fraud.
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Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist?
A: Tai Ping.
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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
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Q: Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?
A: He makes you an offer you can't understand.
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Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
A: Rai Ping Yu
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Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?
A: Wong
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Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
A: Irene.
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Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
A: Mel Ting.
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