Chrysler Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a Chrysler and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

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Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Chrysler owners have a safe place to walk home.

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Q: What do you call a Chrysler with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

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Q: What is the difference between a Chrysler and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

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Q: Why are the latest Chryslers so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.

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Q: What do you call a Chrysler at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

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Q: What is the aim of a Chrysler project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.

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Q: How do you make a Chrysler go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

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Q: What did the Toyota say to the Chrysler?
A: Would you like a towe home?

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Q: What do you call a Chrysler with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

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Q: Why are Chrysler dealers giving away a dog with each Chrysler sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

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Q: What do you call two Chryslers at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

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Q: How do you double the value of a Chrysler Icon?
A: Full the tank with petrol.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chrysler and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

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Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Chryslers?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

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Q: What is the Chrysler owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

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Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A: Max speed - 60 km/h - Chryslers do best you can.