Q: How can you tell if a Reds fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!
Q: What's the difference between a Great American Ballpark hotdog, and a Citizens Bank Park hotdog?
A: You can buy a Citizens Bank Park hotdog in October!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Cincinnati Reds infielders have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Cincinnati Reds with 40 lesbians?
A: Eighty people that dont do dick!
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Reds fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Reds Fan.......Twice!
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Reds fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: Why do all the trees in the Midwest lean towards Cincinnati?
A: It’s because the Reds suck.
Q: What is the difference between Johnny Cueto and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Q: What's the difference between an Cincinnati Reds fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Cincinnati Reds?
A: The last Phillies World Series team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: Why doesn't Columbus have a professional baseball team?
A: Because then Cincinnati would want one.
Q: What do Reds fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What should you do if you find three Cincinnati Reds baseball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: Why do Cincinnati Reds fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What is the difference between a Reds fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call a Reds player with a World Series ring?
A: a thief.
Q: What do Cincinnati Reds fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Cincinnati Reds.
Q: What do the Cincinnati Reds and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Cincinnati Reds fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog