Clean Jokes

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Q: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A: A water bed!
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Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It's dread-full.
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Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!
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Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
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Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
A: He pulled a muscle
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Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
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Q: What do you call the new girl at the bank?
A: The Nutella!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the germ?
A: Never mind. I don't want to spread it around
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Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
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Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
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Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
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Q: How does a suit put his child into bed?
A: He tux him in
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Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It's sweeping the nation!
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Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
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Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.
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Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him
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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
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