Cleveland Browns Jokes

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Q: What does an Cleveland Browns fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: How do you know the Ohio State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Cleveland.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: What is a Cleveland Browns fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Pittsburgh."

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Q: Why can't Brandon Weeden use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

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Q: Why does President Obama want to send Browns QB Brandon Weeden to Syria?
A: The CIA are convinced Brandon is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad.

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Q: What is the difference between a Browns fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: Why is Brandon Weeden like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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Q: Did you hear about the joke that Brandon Weeden told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.

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Q: How many Browns fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Baltimore's shadow!

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Q: What's the difference between an Cleveland Browns fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Cleveland Browns games.

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Q: What does a Cleveland Browns fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Browns wide receiver, a Browns linebacker, and a Browns defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How do the Browns spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: How do you casterate a Cleveland Browns fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What should you do if you find three Cleveland Browns football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!