Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Cleveland Indians.
Q: What does an Cleveland Indians fan do when his team has won the World Series?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do the Cleveland Indians and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Cleveland Indians does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: Whats the difference between the Cleveland Indians and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a Cleveland Indians fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Cleveland Indians?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.
Q: What's the difference between an Cleveland Indians fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Indians fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Indians Fan.......Twice!
Q: Why are the Cleveland Indians starting pitchers like orphans?
A: Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can't the Cleveland Indians use the internet?
A: Because they can’t get 3 W’s in a row.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Cleveland Indians fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do the Indians spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: What do the Cleveland Indians and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What does a Cleveland Indians fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the difference between Justin Masterson and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Q: What do I have in common with the Cleveland Indians?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the World Series on television.
Q: What do you call a Cleveland Indian in the World Series?
A: An umpire.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Cleveland Indians fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: How do you casterate an Cleveland Indians fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth