Coconut Jokes

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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Q: Why did the coconut stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice!
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Q: What did the tornado say to the coconut tree?
A: Lift up your nuts its going to be one hell of a blow job!
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Q: Whats the best part of a bikini made up of two coconut halves?
A: Coconut Milk!
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Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation
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