Q: What does an Colorado Avalanche fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: Why are the Avalanche like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: How can you tell if a Avalanche fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!
Q: Did you hear that Colorado's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: What's blue and orange and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid Plumber?
A: The Colorado Avalanche
Q: Whats the difference between the Colorado Avalanche and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a Avalanche fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What’s the difference between the Denver Nuggets and the Colorado Avalanche?
A: The Nuggets shoot at a net.
Q: What song do Colorado Avalanche fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: What should you do if you find three Colorado Avalanche hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: How do the Avalanche spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How many Colorado Avalanche does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What's the difference between an Colorado Avalanche fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: How do you casterate an Colorado Avalanche fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Why are the Colorado Avalanche like United States Postal Service?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Colorado Avalanche?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do a fine wine and the Colorado Avalanche have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: What is it called when a Colorado Avalanche player blows in another Avalanche players ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What’s the difference between the United Center and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.
Q: What do the Colorado Avalanche and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".