Colorado Rockies Jokes

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Q: How can you tell if a Rockies fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!

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Q: How many Colorado Rockies does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Colorado Rockies with 40 lesbians?
A: Eighty people that dont do dick!

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Q: What do the Colorado Rockies and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: What's the difference between an Colorado Rockies fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional baseball team?
A: Because then Denver would want one.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Rockies shortstop, a Rockies catcher, and a Rockies outfielder, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How do you stop an Colorado Rockies fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Philadelphia Red and White!

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Q: Why is Halloween the Colorado Rockies favorite holiday?
A: It’s the only thing in October they have to look forward to!

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Q: What do you call a Rockies player with a World Series ring?
A: a thief.

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Q: What song do Colorado Rockies fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.

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Q: Did you hear that Colorado's baseball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Rockies players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Colorado Rockies fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: How do you make a Rockies fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell him a joke on Friday!

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Q: Why are the Colorado Rockies starting pitchers like orphans?
A: Because they don't know where home is!

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Q: What do the Colorado Rockies and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: Did you hear the Colorado Rockies are moving to the Phillipines?
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!

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Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Colorado Rockies infielders have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

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Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Colorado Rockies?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.