Q: What cookie makes you rich?
A: A fortune cookie!
Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common?
A: They both have chips.
Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A: When it feels crummy.
Q: What kind of keys to kids like to carry?
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: Theres M&M shells all over the floor
Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.