Cookie Jokes

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Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Q: What cookie makes you rich?
A: A fortune cookie!
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Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A: When it feels crummy.
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Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common?
A: They both have chips.
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Q: What kind of keys to kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!
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Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
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Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
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Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
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Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: Theres M&M shells all over the floor
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