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Q: How does an Corpus Christi man get a girlfriend?
A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
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Q: How do you casterate a person from Corpus Christi?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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Q: What is the difference between a person from Corpus Christi and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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Q: How do people in Corpus Christi vote?
A: Early and often!
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Q: What do tornadoes and people from Corpus Christi have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
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Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in Corpus Christi?
A: With a restraining order.
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Q: What do people from Corpus Christi and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Corpus Christi?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
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Q: What did the Corpus Christi girl say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
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Q: Why do people from Corpus Christi have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
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Q: How do you know you are in Corpus Christi?
A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
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Q: Why do people from Corpus Christi keep their driver's license on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
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Q: What's the difference between a person from Corpus Christi and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage in the Corpus Christi library?
A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
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Q: How do kids from Corpus Christi spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Corpus Christi?
A: The bucket.
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Q: What's the first thing an Corpus Christi girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Walks home.
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Q: What is the definition of a Corpus Christi virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
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Q: What does the average student from Corpus Christi get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
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Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road?
A: Because in Corpus Christi he's the other white meat!
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