Corpus Christi Jokes
A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
Share:
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Share:
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Share:
A: Early and often!
Share:
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Share:
A: With a restraining order.
Share:
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Share:
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Share:
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Share:
A: Toes Go In First!
Share:
A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
Share:
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Share:
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Share:
A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Share:
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Share:
A: The bucket.
Share:
A: Walks home.
Share:
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Share:
A: Drool.
Share:
A: Because in Corpus Christi he's the other white meat!
Share:
Popular today:
Work Anniversary wishes inspirational love life humor education motivation friendship Jewish Birthday wishes god reading will school Colorado Avalanche Jokes Chicago Blackhawks Jokes relationships jesus power cute respect prayer leadership traits son Los Angeles Lakers Jokes Cincinnati Reds Jokes Edmonton Oilers Jokes harry dresden sadness sex alcohol dog poverty philosophy of life cat math pretty Sled Dog Jokes New York Mets Jokes New York Rangers Jokes Los Angeles Kings Jokes Philadelphia Flyers Jokes Chicago Cubs Jokes depression fighting heart inspiration science space