Corpus Christi Jokes
A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
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A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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A: Early and often!
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A: They both end up in trailer parks.
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A: With a restraining order.
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A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
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A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
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A: Toes Go In First!
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A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
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A: Studying the Miranda Rights
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A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
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A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
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A: Because in Corpus Christi he's the other white meat!
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A: The bucket.
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A: Walks home.
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A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
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A: Drool.
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A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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