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Q: What's the only thing that grows in Corpus Christi?
A: The Crime Rate!

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Q: What are the only two seasons in Corpus Christi?
A: Football and Construction.

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Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of Corpus Christi and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

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Q: What should you do if you find three people from Corpus Christi buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What's the advantage of being married to a person from Corpus Christi?
A: You can park in handicapped zones.

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Q: Why aren't people from Corpus Christi allowed into Sea World?
A: Because fishing poles are not allowed!

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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Corpus Christi?
A: No one would look for them.

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Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead?
A: He's still registered to vote in Corpus Christi!