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Q: What do you call an arab next to a cow?
A: Milk Sheikh!
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Q: "Where did the cows go last night"?
A: "To the mooon"
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
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Q: What do you call a cow you can't see?
A: Camooflauged.
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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Q: Did you hear about the cow that wasn't interested in bulls?
A: She was an Ho-Moo-Sexual.
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
A: Because her horn didn't work
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
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Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A: Beef strokin’ off.
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Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky
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Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: a lawn moo-er.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A: A lawnmooer.
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Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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