Crocodile Jokes

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Q: What do you call an crocodile in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
A: Gator-ade.

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Q: What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
A: An Alley-Gator!

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Q: What do crocodiles call human children?
A: Appetizers.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

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Q: Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

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Q: What was the nerd crocodiles favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va

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Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

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Q: What's worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
A: Two crocodiles coming to dinner

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Q: What do yuppie crocodiles like to drink
A: Jaw-va

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Q: Why are crocodiles comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

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Q: What's the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!

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Q: Why won't crocodiles attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

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Q: What do you call a crocodile that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.

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Q: What is an crocodiles favorite smell?
A: Human blood.