Q: What do you call an crocodile in a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
Q: What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
A: An Alley-Gator!
Q: What do crocodiles call human children?
Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
Q: Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What was the nerd crocodiles favorite programming language
Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Q: What's worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
A: Two crocodiles coming to dinner
Q: What do yuppie crocodiles like to drink
Q: Why are crocodiles comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: What's the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: Why won't crocodiles attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: What do you call a crocodile that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What is an crocodiles favorite smell?
A: Human blood.