Crystal Meth Jokes
A: 4, one to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room spins.
A: A complete set of teeth!
A: So, they can both look out the window at the same time.
A: He is the one with his cart flipped upside down fixing the wheels!
A: You get caught with cocaine and the police charge you for possession of "fancy meth".
A: Baking bad.
A: Only one sleep till christmas.
A: His newest book is entitled "The Little Engine That Could...The Miracles of Crystal Meth"!
A: Purchase a postcard, t-shirt, and some crystal meth!
A: Because it was the healthiest item on the menu!
A: She thought it would speed up her deposit!
A: He constantly needs a pick me up and scratching at imaginary bugs on his skin is a bonus!
A: Because Dave Coolier stopped telling her to "cut it out"!
A: They keep saying "Fuck dude, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
A: He now is the frontrunner to star in the sequel to "Speed Racer"
A: Under a bag full of crystal meth!
A: Because Wasilla is the Crystal Meth capital of Alaska!
A: Crystal Meth Makeovers: How else do you think we build entire homes in a week!
A: It explains his hair, clothes, and makeup!
A: You have to hold the jet when you take a leak.
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